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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
A: Knee-less (Nilesh)
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
G - gentle
U - understanding
J - jolly
A - adorable
R - royal
A - aggresive
T - tough
I - intelligent
This much quality only 1 caste has,
Yes, its GUJARATI..
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bolya kare a maitri,
chup rahe a prem
milan karave a maitri,
judai satave a prem
hasave a maitri,
radave a prem,
to pan loko maitri mukine
kem kare chhe prem??!!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dictionary:
Sano...........Snow
Egg-joss.......Exhaust
Fota...........Photos
Lipti..........Lipstick
Phast..........Fast
Phlowur........Flower
Gilas..........Glass
Palty..........Party
Gorment........Goverment
Peeja..........Pizza
Punch..........Sponge
Die Vos........Divorce
New Brand......Brand New
Istill.........Steel
Bowel..........Bowl
Jee TV.........Zee TV
Juniversity....University
Istawbury......Strawberry
Isscooter......Scooter
dismiss........Screwdriver
Kale...........Tommorrow,Yesterday
Vija...........Visa
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA
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